“I give it 3 years tops till I decide to end this life. All you mother [expletive] against me will go first, thats a promise. Sleep on that.”
– Unconventional MMA fighter and newfangled porn star War Machine (aka Jon Koppenhaver) via his Twitter early Saturday morning during a booze-fueled virtual meltdown. He would later express slight regret in subsequent Twitters admitting that he had too much to drink and will likely not Tweet again under the influence.